Of stupid things that annoy the shit out of me.
Jersey Shore and it's viewership: Oh my HOLY GRILLED CHEESUS! Really?? Okay, I get that, we, as Americans, enjoy watching people who probably ought be studied, but, come on! Really?? I have a hard time blaming the actual people in Jersey Shore (I can only assume that they are mentally deficient, and can't help but be the bottom rung of society), but people watch this crap regularly!! Okay, they're amusing, but go watch a comedy if you want amusement! By watching this gross display of idiocy is actually giving these absolutely (insane, shameful, belligerent, unintelligent) DISGUSTING humans make themselves celebrities! You are making them rich!! They should not be rich. People who (and I'm ashamed for knowing this information, damn you facebook friends!!) think that gym, tan, laundry along with getting so drunk that you get into a brawl is of the utmost importance, and should be sought on a daily basis. I refuse to watch the TV show or pay much attention to what this repugnant group of idiot children are doing. It's my opinion that by watching this shit you are saying "it's okay that you act like this!." What if that was your child, niece, or nephew? Would you still think it's okay?? Jersey Shore is one of the most vile things available to our society.
My Generation as a Whole: Okay, now I fully understand that the vast majority of us (myself not included {thank you mom and dad!}) were sat down in front of TV's and plugged into the torrential outpouring of new technology. Video games (in many forms), TV shows, latchkey children! Our generation was the the generation of babysitters (God help those in the generation behind us, they're the 'Nanny' generation!) of hamburger helper, of take out pizza and McDonald's drive through. We are the fast paced-self-raised medicated children. I understand that. But why are we the ones who don't want to grab responsibility ever? Why are we so self involved? Why do we allow our lives to be run by social media, television, long reach dreams, and selfish means? Can't we just, and I'm sorry if this hurts any ones feelings (...no I'm not) get the fuck over it? You had a bad childhood, okay...so did everyone I know...move the fuck on! Oddly the world does not revolve around you. I've said it before, I'll say it again. The singular right you have from birth is death. That's it. Stop expecting this wonderful-rainbow-filled-magical existence. Learn to be a part of society as a whole, because, and listen well there pumpkin, you don't matter. (By the way...pick up a goddamn book and turn off your fucking televisions!)
Last one for today (3 rants is enough...and this next one...whoo!) Commander and Chief, the Honorable Mr. Barrak Obama: Oh, I can feel the rage towards my blog building! I'm going to start by saying I absolutely respect the President, I think running this country is a tough job and I certainly (want it, but) would never get elected. I fully understand he has a very tough job to do, and in no way am I trying to diminish him personally, this is just my perspective of some of what's going on. However, right now, America is in a very interesting position. The government has been staving off a full shut down for weeks now due to budget issues. Our dear President...though I'm sure is working...is also going on ESPN to discuss in NCAA (College Basketball) bracket picks...this after being on Mythbusters, The View, The Today Show, etc....I understand that he is working while doing all of this. But I mean, really??? At least when he was on all these other shows he was discussing issues that are a part of his job. But College Basketball?? Hell, I ought be thrilled, my college's team is playing...I still don't give a fat shit what teams the President has chosen to win. I know, maybe I'm insensitive, I am after all a FDR girl--I'd love if we could get another FDR type in the White House. He didn't go to his own inaugural ball because he saw that his country was in trouble. He felt the need to get to work (he also wasn't much of a dancer. ZING!) Again, maybe I'm just a bit of a hardass, I want shit done, and I want it done a few days ago, but I'm kind of sick of the President being a celebrity or at least trying his hardest to become one. I will go insane if, after his time in office, he get's a day time talk show.
Couldn't agree more. I saw Jersey once, laughed a bit, like I would a monkeys throwing poo at the zoo.
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