Crunchy Peanut Butter

Crunchy Peanut Butter - no I'm not particularly hungry, in fact I just ate a deliciously spicy salad, not that information on my eating habits are a draw to this blog, but more to the point Crunchy Peanut Butter (obviously the better of the peanut butter choices...) is an experience to masticate. One that, I've recently noticed, many are not up to. BUT! Here is what separates the daring crunchy peanut butter lovers from their soft and subtle creamy counterparts: Crunchy peanut butter eaters can deal with almost anything.

No, that is not an indecisive distinction. That is an important fact. Crunchy peanut butter is filled with adventure, every bite a different texture, some more exciting, some less, but we, the adventurous crunchy lovers can deal with whatever comes our way! Creamy peanut butter is bland - the flavor seems to be there, but with none of the risk of falling upon some devilish nut on a harry mission. This is the safe route. It is the food equivalent to calling yourself well traveled because you've read travel guides. IT.IS.BORING. And those who favor the bland texture over the bold can't deal with the occasional rifts in the valley of life. They travel the road well traveled, well maintained: they prefer their peanuts chewed for them.